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          “ALGRIM. GIVE ME THE RABBIT. NOW.”

posted on October 2nd

kissofmistletoe:

the-accursed:

//XD hahaha no need to apologise. But year, I live in Northern Ireland so our history is KLAZY. >_>;;

((Ahhhh, very niceeeee. I need to go to Ireland more, I’ve more passed it down the Irish Sea a few times, waved to the land as I go passed kind of thing. One day, one day))

//Mainland wise I’ve been to London, Edinburgh and lived in Glasgow for 3 years but that’s the extent of my adventures. >_>; If you ever go to Ireland, deffs check out Dublin but be wary because it’s so damn expensive and kinda dangerous too.

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littleorphansally:

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"I only accept offerings; never sell the self. 

Were I to do otherwise, one might get it into

their head that such precious things as

pleasure and good will are…purchasable.”

          “I have heard a rumour
                 that such things are so.
                           I however, need never delve into pocket
                                     for pleasure at least..
                   One good turn, on the other hand
             deserves another.

                                    ——And virtue hardy suits me.”

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kissofmistletoe:

//*Waves from Ireland.*

((+waves and apologises profusely for your country’s history+))

//XD hahaha no need to apologise. But year, I live in Northern Ireland so our history is KLAZY. >_>;;

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empirexshadow:

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"In that case we’re even.” 

Xerra was still frowning after he had won the fight and it was now her wound that required a little work. However this was no rage running deep but a quickly passing storm.

          “Would you like me to tend to you,
                            as you once did me, M’Lady?
                                  Or does your pride smart more than that wound?”

      The Elf watched her with the hint
      of a sardonic smirk curving on the
      edges of his mouth as he took a step
      forward, willing to wait rather
      respectfully to see if she would
      acquiesce to his offer.

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littleorphansally:

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"Oh, but I accept any and all payment prior to due dates.”

                “I imagine one would need
         little more than a coin purse
   for such a payment.

                           ——Best not oversell yourself, Darling.”

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itakemyselfsupercereal: "I have three months to live."

         ”Come now, Virginia,
                  you don’t think you’ll
                       get away from me that easily.. 
                                                                             ——Do you?

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Anonymous: "Father, Mother was talking about you. Why'd you "put a needle in a haystack?" I asked her what it meant when she said it, and all she TOLD ME was a buncha stuff about you being used to small pricks."

          “Your mother is the one
                      accustomed to small pricks. 
              And plenty of them
                    ——You should ask her about her ex’s— I mean it sometime..”

posted on October 2nd

littleorphansally:

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"You mean…smart?

          “S m a r t ?

                        That’s a bit more credit
                than I think you’re due,
          M’Lady.”

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kneel-to-your-king:

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"I am the same as always.
Just because my appearance has changed
does not mean my personality has
—I would have called you out for staring at the royal gems just as quickly as I have for laying your eyes upon my assets in this form.”

          “Funny, you didn’t seem to notice
                                  so easily when I did stare
                                                           at the royal gems,
                                                                           as you put it.
                ——I’m only admiring the view after all.”

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